We like Katy Perry. She was great in “500 Days Of Summer.” But when you are jamming out on your mp3pod to her breakthrough hit, “I Kissed A Girl,” your first thought shouldn’t be, “Let’s teach this song to someone who just learned to walk.”
Not that we don’t like girls kissing! We’re big fans. Go ahead and check our browser history. But, this song isn’t about love, the right of two women to marry or anything like that. It’s about a girl getting drunk and making out with a random skank. You know, kid stuff. With that in mind here are 9 videos (with their actual titles) of kids singing along to Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl.”
9. Kennedy-I Kissed a Girl
Kennedy is sis. She likes princesses, horses, and singing on YouTube about getting drunk and kissing women she just met.
Actual (and only) comment:
SL02101970
cool
8. 3 year old Singing I kissed a Girl
I’m not convinced this kid even likes this song. Maybe the jukebox at the bar didn’t have The Wiggles or whatever three-year-olds listen to.
Actual comment:
zman204
omg!!!! he is so cute!!!!
7. 4 Year Old Singing I Kissed a Girl
She changes the lyrics from “boyfriend” to “girlfriend” as in “hope my girlfriend don’t mind it.” Now it’s even more salacious.
Actual comment:
iLoVe136
it cute but wronge in a way me confused
6. 4 Year Old Girl Singing I Kissed A Girl
This one is a little dark. The gaffer might have been a four-year-old too.
Actual comment:
joseluismata22
woah! a 4 yr old kissed a girl?!!!
5. I Kissed A Girl 8 YEAR OLD!!!!! WOW!!!
This kid isn’t bad. It’s not good either but not bad. She’s eight. So it’s good for eight. At least 2.6 times as good as the three-year-old. And she wants you to subscribe. She can sing, and she can market. Double threat.
Actual comment:
“Adding comments has been disabled for this video.” Good call.
4. My Sister Singing I Kissed A Girl
From the description of the video: “Okay,so this is my 8-year-old sister Melissa singing I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry.She wanted to sing 7 Things by Miley Cyrus but I told her this one (that way if she sucks bad,the loud beat of this song can hopefully cover it up!LOL!).”
Actual, HOLY CRAP comment:
BagelDog123
im 11 and katy perrys my favorite singer, and i actually like her. not just hot ‘n cold and ii kissed a girl. i listen to her every night i dont hate/dislike any of her songs, and ive heard almost every song by her. when i grow up imma be a TRANNY. well im already a girl. i dont want to be one of the boy oy i think i should shut up now. actually i want to be a singer.
3. I kissed a girl and I liked it
This is one is barely singing. It’s more a mixture of lip-syncing and dancing. Disturbing, disturbing dancing. How old is this girl?
Actual comment:
QueenAsh13
I am a way better dancer cause I have been dancing since I was 1 1/2
2. 5 year old lip singing i kissed a girl
This kid is really into it. I’m glad to see kids excited about things, but does it have to be this song? Have you tried giving him Legos?
Actual comment:
mimi2997
hee iis cutte and jokess
1. me singing i kissed a girl katy perry!
This girl is the best singer in the bunch, even though she’s lost some of her baby teeth. That’s how young she is – baby teeth young. But she’s old enough to understand props. Check out that chapstick!
Actual Comment:
facebook1215
oh your cute its cool because im only 8 too and i think anyone can sing anything i love your french acsent
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