“National Geographic” used to be a magazine with pictures of Africa and pumas and crap. Now that it’s the future with our flying cars and Obamas and Zunes, “Nat Geo” is a television network. A network that makes shows like “Rescue Ink Unleashed,” about 8 tattooed guys who rescue animals. Rescue “Ink,” get it? GET IT. Oh, also, “Unleashed.” Two-thirds of the title is a pun. National Failographic. Here’s the promo for the show:
“They’re not cops, or animal experts, they’re just big guys, with even bigger hearts.”
Ok, first of all, if a big guy has a heart that is bigger than he is, that man would be dead or at least a guy with a huge exposed heart. Either way, GROSS. Second, if they “aren’t cops, or animal experts,” then where do they get the authority to do anything? Does a National Geographic TV crew give you some kind of power to confiscate animals? If so, we want our own show called “Pony Takers Unsaddled. ” We aren’t cops, or pony experts, we’re just big guys with even bigger appetites for raw pony. Tough guys.
Also, we think we found the first insightful YouTube comment ever:
3martijns
could they do it if they didn’t have tattoos? lol
