You would think that from the production quality of this video that it was made in 1992 on Video Toaster. You’re wrong. It is from 2009! We’d say it’s retro, but they didn’t have ideas this bad back in the olden days (except for this one). It’s an infomercial for pants called “Winkers” that make use of the rhythmic motion of your butt, turning your behind into a horrible animation that no one is interested in seeing. Call up Obama, because RECESSION OVER. We’ll soon be a pants-based economy.
Most of them don’t even really work. It looks less like the duck is quacking, and more like the duck’s face is being crushed, perhaps by the floppy ass of someone with bad taste in trousers.
Like the pants and the video, the website is also a design masterpiece. Listing your prices in a magenta colored comic sans font is lesson 101 in Internet pants marketing school.
We say go for the Lion in the Jungle. It’s like the champagne of beers of bad pants.
“What do we call the owl pants?”
“The Owl…Is…”
“That’s deep man. DEEP.”
Also, “Patent Pending?” Pend faster, patent office. We can’t risk the Chinese stealing this technology.
