This isn’t Photoshopped, fake or Microsoft Painted in any way. This is REAL TALK. These are screencaps of some of the ads running on YouTube videos concerning Ted Kennedy’s death and funeral. Google prides themselves on being leaders in targeted ads, even when it comes to targeting people seeking information on the brain cancer death of an American political icon. Here are the 20 Ridiculous Ads Running On Teddy Kennedy Videos.
20. Cape Cod Real Estate
We hear there’s a home in Hyannis Port that just became vacant this last week.
19. Ted Kennedy: Yes/No?
Why does it take a whole minute to answer a yes/no poll question about if you are sad? It’s almost like the people who click to take the poll are mouth-breathing idiots. Oh, wait a minute…
18. Brain Tumor Treatment
Get the same effective brain tumor treatment as the late Teddy Kennedy.
17. Bernanke’s Secret Debt Solution
How is this related? Did the secret debt solution hinge on getting rid of Ted Kennedy?
16. Kennedy Supported $200/hr
We know he wanted to raise the minimum wage, but this is ridiculous(-ly clichéd joke)!
15. Everest Institute
Are you not dying of cancer, or are you looking for a new college? Either way, feel great about your future!
14. Prepare To Be Shocked
From this image, your “RealAge” might be “AlreadyDead.”
13. Free Criminal Records
We have a whole free minute, so we’ll be obtaining criminal records on 30 different people.
12. Jackie Kennedy Jewelry
Thank goodness there are photos. We normally buy our jewelry based on written descriptions or oral history.
11. Kim Jong-Il Dead
Posting news that hasn’t happened is a great way to advertise your news outfit.
10. Target: U.S. President
Wait, maybe we’ve misread RussiaToday.com. They aren’t a news outfit. They’re news psychics.
9. Jackie Kennedy
This site doesn’t just have most things to do with Jackie Kennedy items, they have EVERYTHING to do with Jackie Kennedy items. A few more Google ads like this, and Yahoo! is BACK, baby.
8. Meet Steve Poizner
Meet Steve Poizner — a man who thinks it’s a good idea to advertise his candidacy during funeral coverage. Classy!
7. Kennedy Health OT Lawsuit
We think Teddy was taking plenty of paid lunches.
6. Robert F. Kennedy
Even in death people just want to talk about Teddy’s brothers.
5. The Gigantic Conspiracies
Gigantic conspiracies and the Catholic Church? It’s like the “Da Vinci Code” in reverse, except not reverse in the amount of sucking. They both suck in the same amount and direction.
4. Cel Radiation
What’s a cel, and why does it have radiation? We don’t know, but you better click on the “senator kennedy” to protect “your kids and you.”
3. Start Your Journey, Now, My Lord
Ted Kennedy’s Wisconsin connections sure get us in the mood for online dating, role-playing or whatever this is.
2. Ladies of the WWE
This is the perfect ad for political junkies scouring YouTube for Ted Kennedy news. Wasn’t Stacy Keibler on “Full House?”
1. Is Your Husband Gay?
He’s either gay, or he’s having an affair. What good options are there? NONE.
This post was written by Brendan, who was tested to see if he was gay or having an affair.
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