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8 Most Terrifying Videos Of Little Kids With Guns

Thursday September 10, 2009 4:00 PM

We know that guns are an important right and that they look cool if you hold one in each hand while jumping through the air in slow motion. We also know that hunting is important to make sure that deer don’t get underpopulated with bullets because of the circle of life or whatever. Nevertheless, guns are still primarily designed to kill people, so maybe they are something that very young children should avoid… or not. Here are the 8 Most Terrifying Videos Of Little Kids With Guns.

8. Seven-Year-Old  And An AK-47
The AK-47 fires the powerful 7.62×39mm round, causing a lot of what gun aficionados call “recoil” or “make gun shaky.” There are beefy Taliban guys that have trouble with this thing, so of course it makes sense to give it to a skinny seven-year-old.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=goxOgBNn71g' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?9XlNThQh" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=goxOgBNn71g</a>

7. Little Kid And A Shotgun
The title of this is video is “LOL – Little Kid Shoots Gun And Falls Over,” cause nothing is more LOL than a small child who can’t control a deadly weapon. That L might be the last thing you ever OL.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KMHTfHiH_tk' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?zU4LIYuU" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=KMHTfHiH_tk</a>

6. Little Kid And A MP5
Is there like a Boy Scout “Navy SEAL” badge or something? This kid gets that badge. Actually give him all the badges. We don’t want trouble with this one.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LBZgfJxUA6U' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?mvng6Acb" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=LBZgfJxUA6U</a>

HOLY CRAP actual comment:

bloodyboy435
what a lucky f**ker i want to shoot a f**king mp5, then go kill iraqis with it (sorry about iraqis i dont know how to spell it)

5. Little Girl And A Pistol
The tooth fairy is going to visit this girl and leave some quarters, and the bullet casing fairy is going to visit and leave some hollow points.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BH5q_ks87U' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?k2F4_kay" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BH5q_ks87U</a>

Actual comment:

tconik
haha
this is the obama singing brainwashed kids worst nightmare!
Cheers to the lil lady

4. 10-Year-Old And An AR-15
This guy is a little older than the other kids, but we’ve included it for the part at the end. Watch to see what he says when he’s done shooting. No really. Watch it.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvPXah5sl0Q' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?OBaK1dLt" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvPXah5sl0Q</a>

3. Seven-Year-Old And A Fast Draw Revolver
This is kind of how Tiger Woods started out, only instead of golf this child is learning to shoot a revolver really fast. This kid will grow up to be a millionaire if Nike starts making revolvers. Otherwise, it’s only useful if he time travels back to the Old West.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8JqM7fyDrbs' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?c5dbfdz_" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=8JqM7fyDrbs</a>

2. Little Kid And A MAC 90
The MAC 90 is the semi-automatic version of the AK-47, which means this douche can accidentally kill someone slightly slower.

<a title='Original Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVR7GZ9-gbg' href="http://youtube.comedy.com/?9yDQSQLv" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVR7GZ9-gbg</a>

1. Three-Year-Old And An AR-15
McDonald’s toys and Midol bottles are too hazardous for this child, but an assault rifle sounds perfectly safe. There’s no embed for this, but you can watch the video here.

KidsGun2

Actual comment:

D1lzreds
america is sooooooo f**ked up

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This post was written by Brendan, who is now even more frightened of children.


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